He uski dilruba surat ringtoon

he uski dilruba surat ringtoon

View Full Version : ever largest collection of sms for u all Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharva dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete Mubarakho aap adivasi ban gaya God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more Kyu hume kisi ki talash hoti hai, Kyu dil ko kisi ki assh hoti hai, Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai, Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai, Woh nadiya nahi thi mere aansu the, Jis per mere dost kashtiya chalate rahe, Manjil mile unhe ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahate reha Treat life as sea, youe heart as sea-shore, And friend as waves.

It never matters how many waves r their, What matter is which one touches the shore Kuch rishtey anjane mein hi ho jate hai, Pehle dil fir zindagi se jud jate hai, Kehte hau us daur ko pyar, Jisme log zindagi se bhi pyare ho jate hai And the bestest one which i liked the most Winning horse doesnt knows why it runs in the race, It runs bcoz of the beat and pains Life is a race,god is your rider, So if u r in pain then think,Gods want you to win Ishq tanhayi hai mehfil nahi, Pyaar ruswaii hai saahil nahi, Jo samajhte hai ishq ko mehfil, Wo ishq ke qabil nahi.

Ha Ha Ha Wxy wxy wxy Wxy wxy wxy Wxx wxy wxy Nahi samajh aya? Jara ulta kar k dekho jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega.

Koi nhi karta qabul apni bhul,kanta bhi ilzam gulab ko deta hai 3 Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya. Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta bnaya. Par khuda ne farmaya, dosti rahegi uski kayam jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya. Good Morning 5 Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me,to ksam se hm muskurana chod denge,tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko mgr uski taraf palke uthana chhod denge. Be Friends Forever!Zaruri toh nahin ke jeeney ke liye sahara ho Zaruri toh nahin hum jisey chahen vo hamara ho Kuch kashtiyan doob bhi jaya karti hain Zaruri toh nahin har kashti ka kinara ho.

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki.? Tumhare pyar ka sila har haal mein denge, Khuda bhi mange agar dil usko bhi taal denge, Agar dil bhi kahe ke bewafa ho tum mere sathi Es dil ko bhi sene se nikal denge. Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milte hai, Milan na sahi judai to milte hai…. Lekin hum ji lenge bin dhadkan ke jab app humare pass hoti hai.

Raat gaye tak Sochty Rehna khud mai tujh ko he khojty rehna neend jo aye pal do pal to tote khuwab ko jorty Rehna!! Salon baad najane kya sama ho ga,hum me se najane kaun kahan ho ga fire milna huato milinge yadon me jaise sookhe gulab melte hai kitabon me.

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Mushkilose aap ki mulakhat na ho, udas baitho aise koi bath na ho,dua hai ke mahefilonse saje zindegi aap,bas humein pukarlena agar koi sath na ho. Azmaish dosti me zaruri hoti hai ,na mil pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai,yad dur se ap ko kar sakte hai ,lekin dil ki hasrath mulkat se hi puri hoti hai. Dard mil jatha hai bas ek humdard nahe milta,diwane hojate hai par sacha pyar nahe milta,tanhaiya mil jate hai bas ki si ka sath nahe milta.

Take Care Phir milenge. Ek dost. Akho me akr ruk jate he aasu,Plko me ake tut jate h aasu,Dil krta he baha du inhe,Par tumk o hasta dekh sukh jate,He ansu.

he uski dilruba surat ringtoon

Zamana hi hai mere pyare dost aaj ka aisake dil ke dard ko dafnao dil hi me lekin zahir zaroor karo………………… Kitna hai tumhare pass Pyar aur Paisa! I want request to the all my new friends which is want to making want friend ship with me so call me please my m no.

Socha tha humne bhul jayenge tum ko, Phir kabhi yaad na aayenge tum ko Dil to masoom hai chal pada mohabbat ki raha par Samajh na paya Tum jaise bewafa ko Shikwa kya karein tum se hum sangdili ka Shikast to di hai humari saadgi ne hum ko. Kanton si chubhti hai tanhai. Angaron si sulagti hai tanhai koi aakar hum dono ko jara hansa de. Main rota hun to rone lagti hai tanhai…. Raat hamesha akeli tanha q hoti hai, har kisi ko zindgi se shikayat q hoti hai, agar mile khuda to puch lena yaar, jo na mile usi se mohabbat q hoti hai….

Aagar mere yaad aye to ek Chand ko dekh lena ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna ye soch kar k hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna. Tum Mere man ki shanti ho. Tum meri amanat ho. Ish tarah Khamosh rehkar, Kuch aankho se kehkar, Tum palat jana nahi. Voh Haseen lamhe ko yaad dilakar, Halkese muskurakar, Phir Tanha kar jana nahi.

Meri Zindagi ko keetab banakar, use khuli chodkar Yun padhe bin jana nahi. Iss kadar saath chalkar, Meri padchayi ko Churakar Humse pyaar ka izhar kare bin jana nahi……. Mery girl friend ka naam bhi sheeba he me use bahut yaad larta lekin dosto Wo mujh se door he mujhe maloom he Ki bo mere bagair roty hogy but me kya kroo plz…. Advice me. Land bada sakht he, chut ke pass bhi waqt he, gobo ko ass he land kuch khas he. Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabul hai, sabne kaha is dard k saath ji nahi paoge, humne kaha teri Dosti k sath marna kabul hai….

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabul hai, sabne kaha is dard k saath ji nahi paoge, humne kaha tumhari ma ka bhosda tum hame jina sikhaoge.

Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai, Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai, Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai, Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai…. Badanaam karte h duniya wale hame jiske naam se…. Khuda kasam use ji bhar ke dekha bhi nahi h. Jab bhi baithta hu tu mere paas chali aati h…. E-shaab-e tanhai tere ghar baar nahi h kya…. Wo jannat. Na tasvir hai tumhari jo didar kiya jaye na tum paas ho jo pyaar kiya jaye ye kaun sa dard diya hai aapne na kuchh kaha jaye, na tum bin raha jaye.New Home Someone.

Wednesday, August 24, Stale Hindi Jokes. Santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diy Boy: tumhaara naam kya hai? Girl: sab mujhe 'behan' bulaate hai Boy: wah, mujhe sab 'jeeja' bulaate hai 1st behra scooter khinch ke leja raha tha 2nd behra-kya hua petrol katam ho gayi kya?

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Ram: jab bhi meri biwi se jagda hoti hai to main ghar ke kuye ko bandh kar deta hoo. Shyam: kyu? Ram: nahi re. His son: pappa, family ke sab log yaha hai.

Dukhaanwaala: gadha, agar sab log yaha hai, to dukhaan mein kaun hai? Baap: exam kaise rahaa? Ram: woh kaise? Shyam: maine use ka ek mobile dilaaya. Bhagwan: hum tumhaare tapasya se prasanna hue. Bhakt: pehle vardhaan yeh hai ke, mujhe neend mein hee marna hai Bhagwan: thataastu, doosra kya hai? Bhakt: doosra yeh hai ke, mujhe kabhi neend nahi aani chaahiye. Boy: hey bhagwan, maine kabhi galat kaam nahi kiya hai.

Bhagwan: bhakt, sajjano ke saath hamesha achcha hi hota hai. Hotelwaala: kyunki hafte me us din hee hum saare bartan saaf karte hai Customer: Bhaisaab, ek cup chaai dena. Hotelwaala: kaunsa doo sir?

Customer: dono me kya farakh hai? Hotelwaala: cup saaf karke doo, to special. Girl: chalo, mujhe party dhilaao Party ke baad, Girl: party ke liye paise kahaa se laaye?

he uski dilruba surat ringtoon

PAPPU : yeh raha! Sirji: Question Paper. Student: aur yeh kya hai? Sirji: answer paper Student: kya naa insaafi hai. Patient: teek hai, lekin stitches ka design achchi rehni chaahiye. Patient1: tumhe kaise pata chala ke waha nakli doctor hai. Patient2: uska handwriting bahut achchi hai yaar, toh wah kaise doctor hoga. Patient: Doctorji, ek baat mein aap bahut lucky ho. Doctor: woh kaunsi baat hai? Patient: agar aapko kuch ho gaya to aapka operation aapko nahi karni padegi.February 8, at pm comments.

Entry filed under: dardjudaishayarishayriurdu. Janaza mera uth raha tha, Taklif thi usko aane me, Bewafa ghar baithe puch rahi thi, Aur kitni der hai dafnane me….

Jinhe dekhne ke liye hum jiye ja rahe hai, Wo parde pe parde kiye ja rahe hai, Tajjub hai yaro hum mare to nahin, Par wo kafan pe kafan siye ja rahe hai…. F Ajj har dua mai apni maut mang rahi huDekho na aaj mai aapna haak mang rahi hu, Maut ke liye intezaar milengaLog is par bhi hareaan haiKi na jane mai ye kya mang rahi hu…. Very cute shayri Dost. Kya Apko bhi kisi se Bebafai mili hai? Dost bewafai mere sath nahi hui.

Sach kehte hai duniya wale pyaar na kar…pyaar na kar…. Tarannum kho gaya abto ghazal ab nahi banti Kisi bhi aur naghme ki badal ab nahi banti Rang berang hogayen hain lagta he sabhi kisi anjan chehre ki shakl ab nahi banti.

Zindagi rahe na rahe. Isqe karna to lagta hai jaise ,maut se bhi badi ek saja hai. Kya kisi se shikayat karien apani takdir hi beawafa hai. Har gira hua duppta hya ka nahi hota, Har utha hua hath Dua ka nahi hota. Kisi ki yadoon me aansu bahane se dil ka dard kam nahi hota, pyar to apni kismat mein hota hai, Kisi ko chaha ne se koi apna nahi hota. Hamari bhi kismat kya thi………. Ham bhi kabhi khush raha karte the.

Par ek Din aisa bhi hoga maine nahi socha tha……. Ek Din mere kismat koi lekar chala jayega maine nahi socha tha…….I wanna love you forever. Thousands lifetimes together. The moment that I saw your face and grace. Felt the fire of your sweet embrace. I wanna know what makes you laugh. I wanna know what makes you sad.

I wanna see all your tattoos. I wanna know what turns you on. Reveal yourself to me. Share all your secrets. Open up your heart and let me in. Pour yourself all over me And I'll cherish every drop. I swear, I adore you forever. I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.

I'll be your hope, I'll be your love. I still cherish that first look of yours which made me fall in love with you. My heart still misses a beat every morning when I see you at the bus stop waiting for your bus to arrive. If time wouldn't have been the villain in our romance, then we would have the best love story ever.

Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota. Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab hoPost a Comment.

SMS - Funny. Be the first to comment! I will kill u. Aur ban heroine Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Student: Ji shaadi. Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge? Student: Ji dulha. Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge? Biwi: tum chup raho ji, itna bada doctor kya jhoot bolege! Shaanti means Peace! Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya? Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li.

Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back! I'm d husband!!! Now only tigers left Arz kiya hai- Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat Dikhe to batana. Ek chadh gaya. Public - Well done! Sardar- O shit! Jise jana tha wo peeche reh gaya!

Main to drop karne aaya tha. Koi program mat banana. I'm coming to meet u! Tumhe kahin le jana hai. Plz mana mat karna aur kisiko batana mat ye baat. Ek aadmi ro raha tha- Mera haath kat gaya!Mohammad Sadiq. Kang - Gidhian Di Raniye A. Kang - Aish Karo A. All Rights Reserved. Kang - Gidhian Di Raniye Aawaz Punjab Di - Roshan Prince. Akh Da Nishana - Mallika and Jyoti.

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